Reports Of Nude Man Wearing Ski Mask At Beach

December 23, 2013

On Sunday morning [Dec 22] police attended Warwick Long Bay after receiving reports of a nude man wearing a ski mask.

A police spokesperson said, “On Sunday at 9:28am, police were called to Warwick Long Bay after receiving reports of a nude man, wearing a ski mask.

“The man is described as of stocky build and light brown complexion.

“Searches of the area were unsuccessful, however police would like anyone who has any knowledge of this individual to contact police on 295-0011.”

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  1. HappyHolidays says:

    LOL Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!!!!

    Thank god it was a nice day yesterday.

  2. Question says:

    Can we really call him nude if he was wearing a ski mask?

  3. terry says:

    Probably getting in shape for his performance at City Hall in the Nut Cracker……….

  4. Gopher says:

    Ski masks are threateningly taboo.

    • Keepin' it Real...4Real! says:

      so….why exactly, was this person reported..? was it the fact that he was in his natural form or was it the ski mask which raised someones eyebrow…? jus curious on this fact. maybe the witness can answer that, coz i know yur reading this …lol

      • Boo says:

        Being nude on Bermdua beaches is frowned upon, maybe illegal. Girls get told off for thong bikinis, I could only imagine NUDE.

  5. Gopher says:

    Ski masks are threateningly taboo. Personally I think we should ban them while nude

  6. Triangle Drifter says:

    No way he is Bermudian. It is winter bye. Way too cold for anything hangin out.

  7. tricks are for kids says:

    I guess all he wants for Christmas is a Tan…..
    “Look MA.. no tan lines”….. Lol…… What next…….

  8. jt says:

    Jingle balls, jingle balls….

  9. Paul says:

    Interesting. There was a guy reported to be doing the same thing about 8 years ago in the same area. Wonder if it’s the same guy.

    • Yellow hooded webber says:

      Yeah , I remember that.

    • Time Shall Tell says:

      Didn’t they catch him & it turned out to be a chef or something like that…(or am I getting my stories mixed up here?).

      • Gopher says:

        You’re confusing the Naked Chef with the Bare Butt Contessa.

  10. dreamcatcher says:

    And when you find this suspect? What kind of identification line up are they going to do? Will his willy have a distinguishing mark or otherwise??

  11. My My My My My – (in my Joel Brown voice) Did he not have any tatoos that could be used to idenfify him in a line up?

    LOL – It was hot yesterday, but come on now.

  12. Bermuda Male says:

    That’s just chilly willy…

  13. buzz says:

    Question was this the same night of the shooting ???
    If this was may be there is a connection
    probably trying to hide evidence of residue

    If Not we have Some Sick Puppies Running Around Bermuda
    probably more Sick Ones Out then In MAUI

    Sad Either Way !

  14. Your Joking says:

    If only our Government (past and present) had a nothing to hide policy…:)

  15. Joonya says:

    Welcome to Bermuda and our beautiful beaches.. So Much More….

  16. campervan says:

    Put his budgie smugglers on wrong thats all.
    Easily done when you don’t know your head from your a**

  17. I bet he thought Bermuda had a nudest beach like St. Marten, but chose to wear the mask because he saw no one else undressed like him.

    • Voter says:

      Didn’t realize there are varying degrees of being nude (nude, nuder, nudest). Or he thought it was a nudist beach…….

  18. Common Sense says:

    Its obviously a student home for the holidays up to some drunken/hungover antics for the amusement of his buddies…

  19. Concerned Citizen says:

    The description sounds like a few politicians out there! Lol

  20. don't believe the hype says:

    I wonder if he is related to the guy that did it with a yello mask years ago.r maybe he the same guy.

  21. somuchless says:

    Warwick long bay. The only beach where you can be nude but you gotta wear a ski mask lol

  22. terry says:

    A yookalaylee was found nearby.

  23. somuchless says:

    I guess when he walked through lf wade he had nothing to declare

  24. Brenda Correia says:

    on his willy, was tatooed…Welcome to Bermuda, and have a nice day!

  25. Silence Do Good says:

    Let’s have a march on Parliment to get a nude beach so this guy can sun bath without the ski mask. Bermuda should have a nude beach for our European and less bashful residence and visitors. I hate tan lines.

  26. Time Shall Tell says:

    I thought everyone knew it was Bermuda tradition to plant Bermuda cedar at this time of the year…..

  27. Really says:

    Lol a naked Mohawk was he wearing one sock? Lol

  28. Come On Man says:

    “Tis the season to be jolly.Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum”!

  29. James Herald says:

    If they catch him it’ll never stand up in court.

  30. enough says:

    I don’t know about you lot, but I’m known around her by my face.

  31. Let's Hope says:

    It was no big thing!

  32. Faith says:

    Hmmm, might there be some truth to the phrase …”if there ain’t no picture it didn’t happen”? :)

  33. JUNK YARD DOG says:

    We all have a responsibility to send the right message to our children.

    Hey! ” It takes a village” “A”