Man Crashes Into Police Station Wall, Arrested
A 31 year old man was arrested on suspicion of impaired driving early this morning [Jan 21] after crashing into the perimeter wall of Somerset Police Station.
A police spokesperson said, “Around 1:55am on Tuesday, January 21st police officers attended a reported single vehicle damage only collision on Somerset Road in Sandys parish.
“It appears that a car was being driven along Somerset Road when it collided with a section of Somerset Police Station’s perimeter wall.
“The driver, a 31 year old Sandys parish man, was not injured and subsequently arrested on suspicion of impaired driving.
“The car received extensive front end damage while the section of wall was also extensively damaged.
“Inquiries into this collision are ongoing and any witnesses are encouraged to contact PC Chaquita Simmons at Somerset Police Station on 234-1010.”
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I guess he didn’t have far to go before finding a cell to spend the night in!
Oh, this is TOOOO Funny
You just can’t make this stuff up!
..hic, hic…….Occifer, but i’ve only had 2 beers…hic.
“attended a reported a single vehicles damage only collision”.
My sauce said it took them too long to respond and so he drank a six-pek vilst vaitin.
This is so funny , but glad no one was hurt!! guess he must have used a few of theses lines on the attending officer..1)I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.2)Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?3)I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
4)When the Officer says “Gee Sir….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
5)What’s wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I’m not God! And really, there is no blood in my alchohol.
“”Source”.
the sleeping policeman worked!
maybe this was the undercover guys partner
yet another wall`on our roads!
Why ask for any witness…he was intoxicated and damaged (extensively) the wall and the front end of the car. What more proof would the police need to convict this bie’?
Police attended a single, how long did it take to attend,hmmm did they have to wait until a unit came from Ice Queen? It appears that a car was being driven along,hmmm or maybe flying or sailing smh just saying. of all the walls in Bermuda ahhh vellll.
‘on suspicion of’?
Well I never!!
Coach gonna fix the wall anyway