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		<title>By: Um juss sane</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Um juss sane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ay Clafe, ya fake men! You dunneen know howda use de word mug, plus ppl dunneen say dat no more... What? ya stuck in de 80&#039;s? or ya stuck on stupid? Furthermore has ANYbody ever heard anybody say &quot;mugness?&quot;....Guys weird, needs to go lay down, prolly ayneen bermudian...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ay Clafe, ya fake men! You dunneen know howda use de word mug, plus ppl dunneen say dat no more&#8230; What? ya stuck in de 80&#8242;s? or ya stuck on stupid? Furthermore has ANYbody ever heard anybody say &#8220;mugness?&#8221;&#8230;.Guys weird, needs to go lay down, prolly ayneen bermudian&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Tickled Pink (and Blue)</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tickled Pink (and Blue)]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 01:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep ya eyes peeled.....Ya gonna  C a lot more of this bye in years  2 come.

One of the good guys  LMAO  !!

Give him Brannon&#039;s spot on the tourism board..............better still put him in the stocks in the sq. and let tourists pelt him with rotten eggs &#039;cos he&#039;ll get nuttin&#039; but a wrist slap when he&#039;s up on the hill]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep ya eyes peeled&#8230;..Ya gonna  C a lot more of this bye in years  2 come.</p>
<p>One of the good guys  LMAO  !!</p>
<p>Give him Brannon&#8217;s spot on the tourism board&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..better still put him in the stocks in the sq. and let tourists pelt him with rotten eggs &#8216;cos he&#8217;ll get nuttin&#8217; but a wrist slap when he&#8217;s up on the hill</p>
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		<title>By: Zi Zi</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55395</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Zi Zi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 23:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clafeeeee once again you made me crack up...FUNNY BAH!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clafeeeee once again you made me crack up&#8230;FUNNY BAH!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: The Merovingian</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Merovingian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 22:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL@ juggle feral chickens and boastiest purse! Oh yeah, and a previous post about using marijuana to spot weld ya boat. Funny tihs man!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL@ juggle feral chickens and boastiest purse! Oh yeah, and a previous post about using marijuana to spot weld ya boat. Funny tihs man!</p>
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		<title>By: itwasn'tme</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55345</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[itwasn'tme]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 20:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lol nikki knows all dem thugs!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol nikki knows all dem thugs!</p>
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		<title>By: Onion Soup</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Onion Soup]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clafe...you make me holla!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clafe&#8230;you make me holla!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Notorious</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55307</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Notorious]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“IMA TAKE YA PURSE, U MUG GRENNY!”

LMAO!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“IMA TAKE YA PURSE, U MUG GRENNY!”</p>
<p>LMAO!</p>
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		<title>By: BombsAway</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55289</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BombsAway]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wicked iya bingy!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wicked iya bingy!</p>
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		<title>By: FED UP BLACK</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55287</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FED UP BLACK]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 19:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW DUMB ARE YOU?????]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOW DUMB ARE YOU?????</p>
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		<title>By: Notnice at all</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Notnice at all]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAMN DA You was one of the good ones. WTF is going on]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DAMN DA You was one of the good ones. WTF is going on</p>
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		<title>By: ME</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55258</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ME]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>
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		<title>By: Mama Mia</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55246</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mama Mia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you mean you actually understood this? I&#039;ll wait for the english version to be translated.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you mean you actually understood this? I&#8217;ll wait for the english version to be translated.</p>
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		<title>By: Think about it</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55241</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Think about it]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LMFAO!!!!! This is funny! Keep it up mate.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMFAO!!!!! This is funny! Keep it up mate.</p>
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		<title>By: Think about it</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Think about it]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope he gets 10 years! These fools should be glad I&#039;m not a judge, they would have to build at least three more prisons to house all the idiots I put away.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope he gets 10 years! These fools should be glad I&#8217;m not a judge, they would have to build at least three more prisons to house all the idiots I put away.</p>
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		<title>By: Clafe</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Clafe]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bredrens need 2 cut dis guy a break,

i mean YAH, he stole ace chicken&#039;s bag, n YAH, his orignal INTENT wuz pure mugness, but wut if he had a change of hart when he wuz ridin away n decided 2 take matterz in 2 his own hands?  BENEFIT OF D DOUBT, PPL...WE R INSTANT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!

bout 48 yerrs ago, my auntie Crumbly-Teeth&#039;s ace boy Clorm-Pulchra wuz havin sum tough times finanshally.  His goat buisness had gone under cuz d goat trend in Bermy was fadin away and guyz didnt rlly wunt goats n e more.  he also used 2 juggle feral chickenz up friswells 4 tips, but then  most guyz got ESPN so no 1 wuz intrestd n e more.  desprate, broke, n feelin mug, Clorm-Pulchra decided 2 steal an old GRENNY&#039;S purse 1 day.  he waited 4 her in city hall parkng lot, n when she walkd by him, he wuz like &quot;IMA TAKE YA PURSE, U MUG GRENNY!&quot; n SNATCHD it right dere.  as he wuz runnin away towards backatown, he heard d grenny sobbin n cryin, sayin medness like &quot;that wuz my boastiest purse, I wuz goin 2 give it 2 my niece Gertie when she turnd 16!&quot;.  all of a suddn, Clorm-Pulchra felt so mug n guilty that he started 2 cry while he wuz running.  up ahead of him was a concreet wall (nerr d bus terminal).  he saw it n thought 2 himself &quot;my behavor jus now wuz SO mug, um going 2 run in 2 dat concreet wall on purpose 2 show dat grenny how sorry I am&quot;.  *BAM!*  chaboy ran str8 in 2 de wall n knockd himself unconshiss.  D grenny finally caught up wif him, n wuz so greatful he had changd his mind dat she let him keep d purse n e wayz, n even gave him some otha credit cards she had bin hidin in her church dress which he had missd.

so d moral of d story is STOP N THINK B4 U R 2 HARSH ON THIS BREDREN...DERES A GOOD CHANCE HE WAS JUS TRYIN 2 SHOW DAT LADY AT ALBOUYZ HIS REGRET BY CRASHIN HIS BIKE ON PURPOSE.  WAKE UP N STOP BEIN SO FLEPPIN&#039; CRITICAL.  WUT IF IT WUZ U???  DO UNTO OTHAS AS U WULD HAVE DONE UN 2 U, DUN!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bredrens need 2 cut dis guy a break,</p>
<p>i mean YAH, he stole ace chicken&#8217;s bag, n YAH, his orignal INTENT wuz pure mugness, but wut if he had a change of hart when he wuz ridin away n decided 2 take matterz in 2 his own hands?  BENEFIT OF D DOUBT, PPL&#8230;WE R INSTANT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!</p>
<p>bout 48 yerrs ago, my auntie Crumbly-Teeth&#8217;s ace boy Clorm-Pulchra wuz havin sum tough times finanshally.  His goat buisness had gone under cuz d goat trend in Bermy was fadin away and guyz didnt rlly wunt goats n e more.  he also used 2 juggle feral chickenz up friswells 4 tips, but then  most guyz got ESPN so no 1 wuz intrestd n e more.  desprate, broke, n feelin mug, Clorm-Pulchra decided 2 steal an old GRENNY&#8217;S purse 1 day.  he waited 4 her in city hall parkng lot, n when she walkd by him, he wuz like &#8220;IMA TAKE YA PURSE, U MUG GRENNY!&#8221; n SNATCHD it right dere.  as he wuz runnin away towards backatown, he heard d grenny sobbin n cryin, sayin medness like &#8220;that wuz my boastiest purse, I wuz goin 2 give it 2 my niece Gertie when she turnd 16!&#8221;.  all of a suddn, Clorm-Pulchra felt so mug n guilty that he started 2 cry while he wuz running.  up ahead of him was a concreet wall (nerr d bus terminal).  he saw it n thought 2 himself &#8220;my behavor jus now wuz SO mug, um going 2 run in 2 dat concreet wall on purpose 2 show dat grenny how sorry I am&#8221;.  *BAM!*  chaboy ran str8 in 2 de wall n knockd himself unconshiss.  D grenny finally caught up wif him, n wuz so greatful he had changd his mind dat she let him keep d purse n e wayz, n even gave him some otha credit cards she had bin hidin in her church dress which he had missd.</p>
<p>so d moral of d story is STOP N THINK B4 U R 2 HARSH ON THIS BREDREN&#8230;DERES A GOOD CHANCE HE WAS JUS TRYIN 2 SHOW DAT LADY AT ALBOUYZ HIS REGRET BY CRASHIN HIS BIKE ON PURPOSE.  WAKE UP N STOP BEIN SO FLEPPIN&#8217; CRITICAL.  WUT IF IT WUZ U???  DO UNTO OTHAS AS U WULD HAVE DONE UN 2 U, DUN!</p>
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		<title>By: JAH SON</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JAH SON]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MERCY DADA..........DAMN]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MERCY DADA&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.DAMN</p>
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		<title>By: Kim Smith</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55214</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kim Smith]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope that we, as a country, have agreed to impose harsher sentences for crimes against our very valuable tourists.  If not, stop whining about our pitiful tourism numbers!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope that we, as a country, have agreed to impose harsher sentences for crimes against our very valuable tourists.  If not, stop whining about our pitiful tourism numbers!</p>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55208</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Me]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Serves him right. Now put him behind bars.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Serves him right. Now put him behind bars.</p>
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		<title>By: Nikki</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2011/07/alleged-handbag-snatcher-caught-after-crash/#comment-55206</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nikki]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh David come on!! You were one of the good ones in school...sorry you had to stoop to this level]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh David come on!! You were one of the good ones in school&#8230;sorry you had to stoop to this level</p>
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