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		<title>By: Family Argument Over Cat Food Ends In Court &#124; Bernews.com</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-256789</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Family Argument Over Cat Food Ends In Court &#124; Bernews.com]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Argument Over Cat Food Ends In CourtAugust 16, 2012 &#183; Leave a Comment&#160;A few weeks after being convicted of beating her sister with a saucepan and trying to bite a police officer, Tara Burrows was back [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Argument Over Cat Food Ends In CourtAugust 16, 2012 &middot; Leave a Comment&nbsp;A few weeks after being convicted of beating her sister with a saucepan and trying to bite a police officer, Tara Burrows was back [...]</p>
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		<title>By: jude</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-234332</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jude]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[come correct ...ya truly funny!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>come correct &#8230;ya truly funny!</p>
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		<title>By: Pastor Syl Hayward</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232604</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pastor Syl Hayward]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@ lets get serious: N there you go! The message from the top is fighting in the kitchen is fine.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ lets get serious: N there you go! The message from the top is fighting in the kitchen is fine.</p>
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		<title>By: Average</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232554</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Average]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CC DUN MAKE ME HOLLAR!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CC DUN MAKE ME HOLLAR!!</p>
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		<title>By: lets get serious!</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232528</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lets get serious!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:50:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if the ministers can have kitchen fights so can we !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if the ministers can have kitchen fights so can we !</p>
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		<title>By: Somerset OG</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232526</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Somerset OG]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess she was down with OPC!
Other Peoples Cookies.  What?  The mad sister don&#039;t like people eating her cookies?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess she was down with OPC!<br />
Other Peoples Cookies.  What?  The mad sister don&#8217;t like people eating her cookies?</p>
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		<title>By: I See you Looking</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232510</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I See you Looking]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the sisters tried to bite the police officer..she is one hungry chick! 

BTW, why is a 40 year old fighting over cookies, sounds like some unresolved issues from her childhood. LMAO!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the sisters tried to bite the police officer..she is one hungry chick! </p>
<p>BTW, why is a 40 year old fighting over cookies, sounds like some unresolved issues from her childhood. LMAO!</p>
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		<title>By: Jury</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232486</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jury]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must have been them &quot;Scooby Snacks&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Must have been them &#8220;Scooby Snacks&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMom</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232471</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperMom]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What was in those cookies that made them SOOOOO special???????? hmmmm..... lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What was in those cookies that made them SOOOOO special???????? hmmmm&#8230;.. lol</p>
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		<title>By: PH</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232435</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PH]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What message was sent here? If you do the crime, you may not get the time. 
What did she learn? I am a women, hear me roar.

This is another example of the skewed judicial system and its favoritism to women, as only &quot;men&quot; commit any crimes worthy of punishment.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What message was sent here? If you do the crime, you may not get the time.<br />
What did she learn? I am a women, hear me roar.</p>
<p>This is another example of the skewed judicial system and its favoritism to women, as only &#8220;men&#8221; commit any crimes worthy of punishment.</p>
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		<title>By: PH</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232434</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PH]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man assaults a woman with saucepan, gets 6 months in jail.
A female does the same and &quot;slap&quot; on the wrist, with a don&#039;t do it again ?!?
Really?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man assaults a woman with saucepan, gets 6 months in jail.<br />
A female does the same and &#8220;slap&#8221; on the wrist, with a don&#8217;t do it again ?!?<br />
Really?</p>
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		<title>By: Tongue-in-cheek</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232369</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tongue-in-cheek]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 08:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come Correct-you should be a stand-up comedian...you made me crack up!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come Correct-you should be a stand-up comedian&#8230;you made me crack up!</p>
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		<title>By: Jamudian</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232291</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jamudian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 03:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good question.  What kind of cookie snack were they fighting about???

Either way...SHE SOUNDS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL...NO CONTROL!!!
DAMN IT, THATS YOUR SISTER...

I&#039;M GONNA KILL YOU??!!!??? OVER WHAT???

WOMEN LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE REASON WHY THESES YOUNG PEOLE ARE SOO IRATIONAL AND MURDEROUS!!!

hOW WOULD YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER REACT IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION???

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE TO DO ANGER MANAGEMENT OR SOME SORT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.

C&#039;mon Mr. Warner!!!  These issues should not be taken so lightly!!!

Bermuda is suffering from a disease that stem frm things like this...However harmless it may seem or sound; theses are the sort of things that have and adverse effect on our society.

I applaud you for not financially penalizing her, but there should be more creative ways that the courts can use to send the right message across.

What message was sent here?
What did she learn?
She even bit a cop...disgusting...

If i was a cop and someone tried to bit me...man or woman...they would get whats coming...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good question.  What kind of cookie snack were they fighting about???</p>
<p>Either way&#8230;SHE SOUNDS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL&#8230;NO CONTROL!!!<br />
DAMN IT, THATS YOUR SISTER&#8230;</p>
<p>I&#8217;M GONNA KILL YOU??!!!??? OVER WHAT???</p>
<p>WOMEN LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE REASON WHY THESES YOUNG PEOLE ARE SOO IRATIONAL AND MURDEROUS!!!</p>
<p>hOW WOULD YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER REACT IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION???</p>
<p>SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE TO DO ANGER MANAGEMENT OR SOME SORT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.</p>
<p>C&#8217;mon Mr. Warner!!!  These issues should not be taken so lightly!!!</p>
<p>Bermuda is suffering from a disease that stem frm things like this&#8230;However harmless it may seem or sound; theses are the sort of things that have and adverse effect on our society.</p>
<p>I applaud you for not financially penalizing her, but there should be more creative ways that the courts can use to send the right message across.</p>
<p>What message was sent here?<br />
What did she learn?<br />
She even bit a cop&#8230;disgusting&#8230;</p>
<p>If i was a cop and someone tried to bit me&#8230;man or woman&#8230;they would get whats coming&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Come Correct</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232290</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Come Correct]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 03:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You want a cookie? You sound like you need a cookie. I actually have the munchies myself. Arnolds is closed now so tomorrow I&#039;ll go get some nabiscos...better yet those ones made by that little white dude u poke in the stomach n he makes noises, the ones already in portion sized squares and you just break um up n BANG! 30 Cookies! Circular f@ckin cookies! Out of squares...even better yet we guys google this b!tch and make our own cookies from scratch for the price of a slice a bread...cuz cookies don&#039;t just come from keebler elves, you could actually make um yaself.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You want a cookie? You sound like you need a cookie. I actually have the munchies myself. Arnolds is closed now so tomorrow I&#8217;ll go get some nabiscos&#8230;better yet those ones made by that little white dude u poke in the stomach n he makes noises, the ones already in portion sized squares and you just break um up n BANG! 30 Cookies! Circular f@ckin cookies! Out of squares&#8230;even better yet we guys google this b!tch and make our own cookies from scratch for the price of a slice a bread&#8230;cuz cookies don&#8217;t just come from keebler elves, you could actually make um yaself.</p>
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		<title>By: Jamudian</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232289</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jamudian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 03:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bahahahahahaaaaaaa...
lol
Hahahahaaaaa]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bahahahahahaaaaaaa&#8230;<br />
lol<br />
Hahahahaaaaa</p>
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		<title>By: Golden</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232229</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Golden]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 01:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The two sisters must feel really embarrassed to have articles on all three social medias; Bernews, Bermuda Sun and the Royal Gazette.  
To have a private argument over something so silly as cookies be made public.  Glad to hear that they are getting some help to resolve their issues.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The two sisters must feel really embarrassed to have articles on all three social medias; Bernews, Bermuda Sun and the Royal Gazette.<br />
To have a private argument over something so silly as cookies be made public.  Glad to hear that they are getting some help to resolve their issues.</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie 2</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232168</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Debbie 2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 22:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its a sad situation when you hungry!!! but I have had a huge laugh for the day following the comments....BerOnions are truly a funny people!! LMAO today!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its a sad situation when you hungry!!! but I have had a huge laugh for the day following the comments&#8230;.BerOnions are truly a funny people!! LMAO today!!</p>
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		<title>By: M.P.Mountbatten JP</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232137</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[M.P.Mountbatten JP]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those cookies were to die for .]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those cookies were to die for .</p>
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		<title>By: Mermaid</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232135</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mermaid]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[REALITY CHECK!! I guess this economy decline hasn&#039;t hit your home yet, but if it does I hope we don&#039;t read about you taking some drastic measures. Do we really know the whole story or are we assuming we do because of the media. Did you ever stop to think,how far would 1 dozen cookies and some children go during hard times.So,1,2 or more cookies taken makes a big difference  Then how many cookies are left for the children to have for school snack if times are really hard.  We don&#039;t know, so just remember hard times and taking care of the children. Also, there is more to this story than that.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>REALITY CHECK!! I guess this economy decline hasn&#8217;t hit your home yet, but if it does I hope we don&#8217;t read about you taking some drastic measures. Do we really know the whole story or are we assuming we do because of the media. Did you ever stop to think,how far would 1 dozen cookies and some children go during hard times.So,1,2 or more cookies taken makes a big difference  Then how many cookies are left for the children to have for school snack if times are really hard.  We don&#8217;t know, so just remember hard times and taking care of the children. Also, there is more to this story than that.</p>
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		<title>By: Come Correct</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232119</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Come Correct]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So does the victim have to bake restitution or are we talking about a completely different cookie here?

I can just picture it...on a quiet night in the Burrows home, the aroma of chocolate chocolate chip cookies fills the air.

Defendant: oh my verd! That cookie was vell!

Victim: that&#039;s wat he said! (Lol)

Defendant: de f@ck?! *pang*

Victim: oh sh!t!!! Help!!! Shez gon keel me!!!

Defendant: no b!tch, ima keel you! 

........

Judge: Mrs. Burrows, how do you plead to the charge of resisting arrest, stemming from the act of biting a police officer?

Defendant: mm-mm I wouldn&#039;t mind another bite outa that chocolate chip, my lawd.

Judge: I&#039;m sorry what was that?

Defendant: guilty ya ona...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So does the victim have to bake restitution or are we talking about a completely different cookie here?</p>
<p>I can just picture it&#8230;on a quiet night in the Burrows home, the aroma of chocolate chocolate chip cookies fills the air.</p>
<p>Defendant: oh my verd! That cookie was vell!</p>
<p>Victim: that&#8217;s wat he said! (Lol)</p>
<p>Defendant: de f@ck?! *pang*</p>
<p>Victim: oh sh!t!!! Help!!! Shez gon keel me!!!</p>
<p>Defendant: no b!tch, ima keel you! </p>
<p>&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
<p>Judge: Mrs. Burrows, how do you plead to the charge of resisting arrest, stemming from the act of biting a police officer?</p>
<p>Defendant: mm-mm I wouldn&#8217;t mind another bite outa that chocolate chip, my lawd.</p>
<p>Judge: I&#8217;m sorry what was that?</p>
<p>Defendant: guilty ya ona&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Come Correct</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232108</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Come Correct]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So does the complaintant have to bake restitution or are we talking about a completely different type of cookie here?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So does the complaintant have to bake restitution or are we talking about a completely different type of cookie here?</p>
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		<title>By: SS</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232095</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SS]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[times are hard...every cookie counts!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>times are hard&#8230;every cookie counts!!</p>
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		<title>By: JJR</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232093</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JJR]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow!  Just wait until we are reduced to standing in the bread lines.....

3rd world poverty = every man for himself.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!  Just wait until we are reduced to standing in the bread lines&#8230;..</p>
<p>3rd world poverty = every man for himself.</p>
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		<title>By: Boss Lady</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232067</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Boss Lady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Musta been some good cookies.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Musta been some good cookies.</p>
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		<title>By: Y.N.W.A.</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232065</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Y.N.W.A.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds like a real &quot;cookie monster.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like a real &#8220;cookie monster.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Smiling faces</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232062</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Smiling faces]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over some damn cookies oh my times must be hard]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over some damn cookies oh my times must be hard</p>
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		<title>By: Dude</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2012/06/woman-pleads-guilty-to-saucepan-assault/#comment-232060</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dude]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She been hittin them bath salts eh...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She been hittin them bath salts eh&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
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