https://bernews.com/2012/10/man-tells-court-ive-found-the-lord/ Bermuda's #1 source for 24/7 breaking news, photos & videos Mon, 18 May 2026 17:00:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.7.5 https://bernews.com/2012/10/man-tells-court-ive-found-the-lord/#comment-282977 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:42:21 +0000 http://bernews.com/?p=137485#comment-282977 Since he has found the Lord than he should have no problem doing honest jail time.

]]> https://bernews.com/2012/10/man-tells-court-ive-found-the-lord/#comment-282917 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:28:01 +0000 http://bernews.com/?p=137485#comment-282917 I guess we all know the lines to trot out if we’re ever found guilty of anything. “I’m turning my life around, I’ve found de Lord, I have a job now, and my grown up children will be upset if I can’t look after them”.

]]> https://bernews.com/2012/10/man-tells-court-ive-found-the-lord/#comment-282773 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:23:32 +0000 http://bernews.com/?p=137485#comment-282773 Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!! That’s what they nearly all say until the next time in court!! Tell him he needs to look harder – because they hid the “key” very well!!!

]]> https://bernews.com/2012/10/man-tells-court-ive-found-the-lord/#comment-282580 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 02:04:17 +0000 http://bernews.com/?p=137485#comment-282580 Criminal: I’ve found The Lord your honor.
Judge: That’s great. I’m sending you to prison so the Lord will always know where to find you too.

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