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	<title>Comments on: Man Flees Police, Gets Caught In Vegetation</title>
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		<title>By: OH,I see now</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2020/05/subject-trying-elude-rpu-caught-vegetation/#comment-5308832</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[OH,I see now]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 23:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep the dummies coming as police work gets easier.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep the dummies coming as police work gets easier.</p>
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		<title>By: Oh,I see now</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oh,I see now]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 21:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep  birthing these stupid fools so that our police don’t have to work that hard although they become a double edged sword.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep  birthing these stupid fools so that our police don’t have to work that hard although they become a double edged sword.</p>
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		<title>By: ComeClean</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ComeClean]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 12:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not the first time he was caught in someone else&#039;s bush.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not the first time he was caught in someone else&#8217;s bush.</p>
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		<title>By: Warwick Lizard</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2020/05/subject-trying-elude-rpu-caught-vegetation/#comment-5308059</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Warwick Lizard]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 23:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was he planning to swim across the Atlantic?? Lol!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was he planning to swim across the Atlantic?? Lol!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnBoy</title>
		<link>https://bernews.com/2020/05/subject-trying-elude-rpu-caught-vegetation/#comment-5308042</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 23:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dummy. Why bring attention to yourself?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dummy. Why bring attention to yourself?</p>
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		<title>By: Ty</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 18:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please excuse my morbid thoughts but.... I cannot stop laughing inside my brain.  LOL LOL  if this fool would have made it over the edge he would have broke both his legs and drowned but I&#039;m still laughing inside my brain.  Unfortunately, there is no cure for stupidity.  I would have left him there.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please excuse my morbid thoughts but&#8230;. I cannot stop laughing inside my brain.  LOL LOL  if this fool would have made it over the edge he would have broke both his legs and drowned but I&#8217;m still laughing inside my brain.  Unfortunately, there is no cure for stupidity.  I would have left him there.</p>
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		<title>By: lion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 16:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[they should have let him jump. idiot]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they should have let him jump. idiot</p>
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