A tom cat and his girlfriend Elizabeth are planing to have their wedding on alllllllgirls point,
no Daugs will be invited, some thing about difference between a bark and a meow.

Thought followed a muck cart and thoaught it was a wedding. well i never !

The day we stop laughing which make the pain go away, is also the time to moaning a groaning about the little things on life, why sweat the small stuff ?
I told all the cashiers at Gorhams that some where near the Barbary’s Park was having a beauty contest at 4 .0 pm . that brought great joy an excitement. To day application were available for $300 . each , and first prize would be $2.99 -

On a more seiouse note .

BERNEWS.

Manaement and the Staff of Bernews.

I hope I am not the last to congratulate Bernews and their wonderful staff for an absolute and with out doubt did fantastic job covering the last Hurricane it is greatly appreciated, we see here and exibition of comunications with enthusiasm by those who did absolute rendition of pure journalastic excellence.
” Thank you !”

Next time run behind a taxi and save a whole lot more …. lol

i though it might be a good idea to run behind a bus into town in order to save little money.

We also thought that if we had no children we could save a bob or two and also cut back on napkins there would be a tremendous savings , but unfortunately nothing seems to work.

At 88 and with the cat’s mother 85 we are still cutting our lawn,what took two hours back then now takes three days with the second day as a rest day for our tired old bones.

TV sucks no relief there , they all have guns. you never get to see the funerals .
What we that is you and I are going through these days is not exactly hardship like it was during WW TWO .

Unfortunately our young people are not helping much that is some what disappointing there is the future gone up in smoke eventually the young will be for seniors and they will pay the price it is written in the wind as noting is free.
I never invisioned that 2023 & 2024 was going to be the worst years of our lives for some not all.
there a 7 or isit8. hurricane this year that is not very encouraging.

Faith hope love and charity and the greatest of them all is a piece of toast soaked in gravy and to pretend it is a tenderloin.
Faith, is the red head girl next door that plays the violin
Love is Hope, for a better life which will not long lost
Charity , we gave it all away.

The secret to it all is when and your deams come true .

Get a job !

Our economy is doing so well that inflation here is lower than it is in the United States!

I would agree. And I would add that the departure of many of the people who would benefit from your wonderful programme might also be a contributing factor.