Hairy Chested Man Burglarizes Paget Home
A shirtless suspect described as a bald man with a hairy chest broke into a Grape Bay Drive, Paget residence last Friday (Oct 15) stealing a quantity of cash.
Around 6:05pm on that day, the Police received a report of a burglary at a Grape Bay Drive, Paget residence. The victims. who were visitors to the island, said that sometime between 2:30pm and 5pm that day, a man broke in to the unoccupied home, absconding with cash.
The suspect, who was apparently shirtless at the time, is described as:
- White male
- Slim build
- Approximately 5’ 10” tall
- Hairy chest
- Wearing blue trunks
- Bald
- In his early 40s
Sounds like Mike Dunklee or Grunt Geebunz…….tingz har tite……….Where the hell is John Swanz when wee neid hyme……..detz rite……leeves rite der…so much four lookin howt four yah ‘Jim Neighbours’………
Nancy Grace wouldn’t fall for this robbery!….
Sounds like the Tourist got bored and now want their money back….sorry all we have to offer are gangsters and golf courses….oh almost for got pink Beaches….
Or could it be the new batch of Crack-Heads on the run
If there was no-one at home when the burglary happened , but there is a report to the police an hour after the latest possible time it could have taken place , where does a description of the suspect from ?
A neighbor maybe ? As someone who has had more than their share of breakins I just feel I’m missing something here .
Maybe they had security cameras? Just a thought…..
“Crack-Heads”……….Chin up man….not chest up…..
Sounds like bs to me too. This doesn’t even make sense.
hmmmm too early for Santa Clause…
Santas bald?
Alas, unfortunately so. Blitzen is pregnant. Times have changed since you and I were younger…
Maybe he was looking for a shirt? just a thought
Who’s says it was a man. Could have been a hairy chested woman. If you look closely there is a resemblance between the pubic areas of female/male.
As for Ruckus…..what the hell “bald” have to do with this. Anyvey..um bek too Mid-Hozion noozee………………..dah hallways horn tup……