Police Appeal: Return of ‘No Parking’ Cones
The Police have appealed for the public’s assistance to locate several police ‘no parking’ cones, and said they would “greatly appreciate their return – no questions asked.”
A Police spokesman said, “The Bermuda Police Service is appealing for the public’s assistance to locate several police ‘no parking’ cones scattered throughout the island.”
“The ‘no parking’ cones are used for various events such as the upcoming Bermuda Day holiday road race and parade. Therefore we would greatly appreciate their return – no questions asked.”
“Any members of the public or businesses that may have these ‘no parking’ cones or know where they are located are encouraged to call their nearest police station so that officers can come and collect them. Alternatively, the cones can be returned to any police station – Hamilton, Somerset, St. George’s or Southside.”
No questions asked…bwahaaaaaaa
All those missing cones are stored behind UPB Heahquarters………
Lets see if they come up with a *&^%$^)#@! no questions asked……tink about hit….
No bye, check out Kim Wilson’s house ..
Dr. Brown could have them in storage with the cedar beams!
An they think they could find guns and drugs …. Give me a break … Waste of time
Its probably the grandpa of the young lady who lost her bike while being stored @ St Davids Police Station…..hmmmm…..
The irony of it all. The same day the Governor announces the arrival of another expert, is the same day the police are trying to solve the case of the missing traffic cones!!
You uys ever consider that if the police didnt have to waste officers times dealing with such stupid and childish matters they might have more time, energy and resources available to deal with the real issues. They cant ignore the fact that they were sotlen…but if tey make a plea to have them returned (no questions asked) without wasteing anyones time,,,we still criticize