Thirsty Burglar Prefers Wine, Vodka & Cognac
On Saturday morning [July 9] Police responded to a report of burglary in St. George’s. It appears the culprit[s] gained entry into a restaurant and stole a quantity of spirits.
A Police spokesman said, “Around 10:20am on Saturday, police attended a reported burglary at a St. George’s restaurant. It appears that sometime between 11:30pm on Friday and 9:45am on Saturday, an unknown culprit or culprits gained entry into the premises.”
“The culprit[s] stole a quantity of alcohol including bottles of ‘Moscato’ wine, ‘Smirnoff’ vodka, ‘Grey Goose’ vodka and ‘Hennessy’ cognac. Inquiries into this incident are underway. Anyone with information about this matter is encouraged to contact PC Anthony Bartley on 295-0011.”
Good Choice Of Rum……:)
Whoever they were, they were wise enough to take the “good stuff” LOL!
the thieves must be P.LP.members cause only the most expensive and best is for them..
It wasnt the PLP, no Champagne was taken. Maybe it was all taken down to NASA.
Ya your right… no chapagne was taken !!!!so it to have been someone else… let’s put the silver Fox on the case !!!!!
No TIPS training required , Good Choice
dis is a open n shut case,
my 3rd cousn Fallopian-Teeth wuz tellin be bout dis christian enviromentalist groop from up Country called “Jesus Thinks Alcohol Is Mug, N He Also Thinks That Pollution Aneen Boasty”, n how dey break into guyz’s houses/busnesses/grennys etc. to just GANK all d alcohol dey can. Afta dey load it on2 sum getaway unicycls (carz hav 2 many omissions 4 them), dey bring it back 2 a secret stockpile in d cave unda morgan’s point n bury it. D reason dey bury it instead of jus dumpin it down d sink or in d ocean is cuz their worried bout fish n crabs gettin juiced n gettin up 2 all types of dopeyness wif dere crab bredrens.
NE WAYZ, d stockpile has bin added to regulrly eva since d groop started back in 1970, and now DERES NO MORE ROOM, DUN! D CAVE IS STR8 PACKED LIKE MY DISEAZED AUNTIE SPRACK! It got so bad dat back in 2004, “Jesus Thinks Alcohol Is Mug, N He Also Thinks That Pollution Aneen Boasty” had 2 take drastic measures n vote for 1 of there memberz 2 go against errything he/she believd in n become n alcholic so dat d groop culd start gettin rid of d exess booze by pourin it down his/her throat. D guy who erryone voted 4 wuz this bredren named Half-Grain, n as his name impliez, he werent d brightst corn curl n de bag of corn curlz. D leader of d groop wuz like “HALF-GRAIN, DUN, ITS KEWL IF WE ATTACH A 3-GALLON FUNNEL 2 YA MOUF, TIE U UP 2 A WALL 4 DE REST OF YA LIFE, N BASCALLY USE U AS A LIQUR DISPOSL SYSTEM?” n Half-Grain wuz like “Ya, dats kewl.” So sinse 2004, theyve bin doin jus that, an pourin bottles n bottls of lix down his throat erry day. Unfortntly hes a ragin alcholic now, n sits dere all day readin d nutritin facts off of a triscuit box while complaning n cryin bout how mug his Auntie Steven treatd him when he wuz a yout.
all um rlly sayin is that it probly werent str8 thievery 4 de sake of theivery, but rather d work of an exceedngly moral christian groop dats jus tryin 2 save R souls from de evils of alcohl. Think of d sacrfice dat Half-Grain is makn 4 all of us, n as ushual, WAKE UP!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!! as soon as i saw the headline “Thirsty Burglar Prefers Wine, Vodka & Cognac” i said YEP!! Where’s Clafe’s post!!!!!! BERMPBERMPBERMPBERMPBERMPBERMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I recon they are stocking up for cupmatch
” Full Hott” Lol
A Police statement read “we are looking for anyone under the influence.
And thur is CLAFE!!!! BERMP BERMP!!
Wur ya been I come on just to read ya comments (most time anyways)
I agree with John they stocking up for cupmatch! I’ll take the goose!! LOL
and now all dis plankin in St George..dat mus be dem….bwaaa..!!!
Most likely it was bermyshotta…again. That criminal just won’t get a job instead he robs liquor stores and tourists. He’s been busy this week. Surprised he managed to get off that wall to even do this.